Not the best pictures but it’s all I can do until tomorrow.
I STILL CANT BELIEVE THE LONGEST PIECE OF LITERATURE EVER IS A SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL FANFICTION
Okay, let’s contextualize this, just so everyone can understand just how ridiculous this is. The entire Lord of the Rings trilogy (i.e., not counting The Hobbit or The Silmarillion) has approximately 473,000 words. The entire Harry Potter series has 1,084,170 words. The entire Song Of Ice And Fire series, to date, has 1,770,000 words.
Marcel Proust’s In Search of Lost Time—the longest novel of all time according to the Guinness Book of World Records, which is spread out over six books and having read about half of it, I tell you what… just. don’t even bother. just don’t. like, it’s word porn and beautifully written and Marcel Proust was completely brilliant, but absolutely nothing happens and it makes no freaking sense because it’s probably the closest anyone has come to ever writing legitimate stream of consciousness (at least in literary fiction) and I don’t care how edifying this book is supposed to be or how much you want to be like Steve Carrell’s character in Little Miss Sunshine, there are so many better things you could be reading with your free time, assuming you want to spend your free time reading. Do yourself a favor and read Junot Diaz or Octavia Butler or Toni Morrison instead—but anyway, the officially recognized longest novel of all time ever? Has 1,200,000 words.
THIS SUPER SMASH BROTHERS FANFICTION HAS 3,500,000 WORDS AND COUNTING. IT IS ALMOST THREE TIMES THE LENGTH OF IN SEARCH OF LOST TIME. IT IS OVER THREE TIMES THE LENGTH OF HARRY POTTER. I JUST. More power to you, author of this fic. I have no idea how you could even manage to do this thing, but more power to you.
Kokiri Forest Post II
This is what happened when I got bored a few months back; I retextured Kokiri Forest.
No, it’s not finished and no, it’s not for download (and please don’t ask me when it will be because the answer is ‘never’).
The Legend of Zelda — Hyrule Castle Through the Years
My Pokemon Gold romhack Pokemon Bronze will be releasing tomorrow at www.pokemonbronze.net !
Here’s some old trailers:
Cosmowright being manly as fuck.
This dude’s still going strong on his 24 play through of Wind Waker HD. He’s doing 100% figurines right now. Not speed run, just testing the new game. He’s 18 hours in, 6 hours to go. Dude’s getting tired, but still rockin it with 12,000+ viewers. Check it out.
OH MY FUCKING GOD